Seriously???

Crazy - Hey, how are you?
Me - I'm good, how are you?
Crazy - I'm good, did you bevel your hair last week?
Me - Yes.
Crazy - Oh, it was cute, is it all yours?
Dina - Bish what?????
Me - O_o, yes, it's all mine.
Crazy - I really like it, why don't you wear it like that more often?
Dina - Oh, she gone keep stepping out of line.
Me - Because I don't like putting heat on my hair all the time, and I LIKE MY HAIR LIKE THIS...
Crazy - Why don't you put some product in it.
Dina - You just gone let her keep going hunh????
Me - Because I don't want to...as I walk away...

Whew, there were so many things I wanted to say to this trick.  But, I held it together.  I wasn't quick enough on my feet to give her the business politely, I was shocked that she thought this line of questioning was ok.  She wants to be down so bad.  You know the type, only dates black men, tries to talk black (while sounding like a fool).  I just can't with this woman. 

Oh yeah, and please meet Dina, I let her out sometimes, but I try to keep her contained, cause had she come out, I would for sure be getting walked out of the building as you are reading this...